[MASK OR MENACE] IC Contact

[stylistic_disloyalty]

"Funny enough I'm not going to lie here-- I definitely saw your call but I'm going to decide whether or not to respond based on how interesting the message is. I'd make it good. Maybe I'll change your contact to 'Yeah, This is Worth Answering'."


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[pummelgranite]

[ Laura turns on the water, waits for it to warm. Then wets a paper towel and begins cleaning Luci's face as carefully as she can. ]

"Clean up."

[stylistic_disloyalty]

It's a mess, it gets cleaned up.

[Luci's eyes follow the towel, but for the most part she doesn't betray how awkward this feels to her. It's going to take some getting used to.]

You weren't attached to that old thing, were you? Much more charmed by my quick wit and winning smiles.

[What a hideous joke, what the fuck is she even saying.]

[pummelgranite]

Already forgotten. Who even has a body anymore, right?

[ this is their second worst date hands down ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[At least she's still talking on this one.]

Passé, am I right? And hey, now I'm the right weight-class to finally pursue a modeling career. You think Gucci would take me?

[No, she hasn't acclimated to the idea of not having a body yet, but snark is easy and familiar while Laura is toweling her off.]

[pummelgranite]

I hear they're pretty strict about height.

[ cleeeaning. god her hair is a mess. how in the fuck will she wash luci's hair without sticking her head under the faucet which will not be happening under any circumstances. ]

What about cable news?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Quick, to online videos of astronauts washing their hair.]

Possible, I already have the coveted skill of laughing at the most inane bullshit. As long as I don't have to read the weather, should work out just fine.

[pummelgranite]

Of course not. You'd be there as an incendiary talking head.

[ she just slipped it in there so smoothly, so casually. maybe it will go unnoticed with the flow of conversation. her own private satisfaction in this hideous moment. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Perfect-- I have plenty of practice, now I have the other prerequisite. Who says finding a career as a head is hard?

[She forces a laugh, but this is probably the end of the line for this joke. The reality is hitting her again, and there are only so many head jokes they can make before she's forced to deal with the reality.]

Almost done?

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh. [ She puts Luci carefully back on the counter. ]


How- uh. How's just standing there? Do you need uhm, like a pillow orrr....

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci breathes deeply. This is not something she wants to think about, but it's something she has to think about now.]

Might tip over on that, huh? Where do you keep the plants you talk to, some nice windowsill? That's as good a place as any, right?

[pummelgranite]

I was thinking like, in front of a tv maybe? Just til we- you know, until you're feeling better.